Alien Detector

Using state-of-the-art alien tracking tech from the Wisconsin Institute for Extraterrestrial Studies, in association with the West Yorkshire Council of Curtain Twitchers, the new and improved Alien Detector harnesses the power of modern computing to provide an efficient, accurate*, and peer-reviewed** method for detecting alien life on Earth.

_{* 100% accuracy guaranteed, with a 99.9% margin for error.}

_{** Peers and reviews TBC.}

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Spoilers - this is a novelty program made in tribute to those weird little toys you'd find on shareware CD-ROMs. Despite telling you otherwise, it doesn't modify your system in any way.

Original Windows 95 Alien Detector: https://archive.org/details/alien-detector

Alien Detector Pro: https://www.kabsoftware.com/aliendetector-pro

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